*Nerds rule the world. Make friends with us. We create and calculate the world around you. And can help you survive in the zombie apocalypse, which I gather is coming soon.
*Zelda
Star Wars
WoW
Scrubs
Friends
The Office
Disney
LOTR
HP
Batman
Harley Quinn
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deprimesetanxieux:

vixyish:

xixsem:

I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY
BECAUSE
WAIT FOR IT
LORDE OF THE RINGS

But every day’s likeGold ring, greybeard, trippin’ on the mushroomsBlood-mad Nazgul trashin’ the hotel roomWe don’t careWe got to Rivendell across the stream

And everybody’s likeMountains, dwarf mines, presents from the Elf QueenRowboats, rock paths, Gollum on a rope leashWe don’t careYeah we’re simply gonna walk in there

Cause we’re going to Mordor
MOOORDOOORRRR

deprimesetanxieux:

vixyish:

xixsem:

I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY

BECAUSE

WAIT FOR IT

LORDE OF THE RINGS

But every day’s like
Gold ring, greybeard, trippin’ on the mushrooms
Blood-mad Nazgul trashin’ the hotel room
We don’t care
We got to Rivendell across the stream
And everybody’s like
Mountains, dwarf mines, presents from the Elf Queen
Rowboats, rock paths, Gollum on a rope leash
We don’t care
Yeah we’re simply gonna walk in there

Cause we’re going to Mordor

MOOORDOOORRRR

I just sent an email about a position that wasn’t actually listed and I hate human interaction and now all I will think about is this woman laughing at my request.

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

oh-so-pleasant:

how many hospital visits do you think st. mungo’s gets from people using engorgio spells on their dick

you ask the real questions i like it

xippe:

I had been waiting for this day. Sadly, he did not want to play with me. :(